The Battle of Ita and Morius

Aka, it’s not everything.

In the beginning there was nothing, then from out of that nothing appeared Ita, a divine being she proclaimed to the nothing that she would create a world because she was bored. So she began by taking a piece of mud from where she came and smacked it on the ground that didn’t exist. From this splat arose a great landscape full of many things, the sky was blue and the grass green and full of asparagus and ostriches frolicked in fields.

She spoke and said to the world she created:

                “I do not want the sky to be blue and I don’t want any ostriches.”

So she decided because she was lazy, to make women to do this for her. She fashioned her from the mud she was standing in, in a similar image to herself and made her a wife who looked similar. She gave life to many women and said:

                “Look ladies, I accidentally made the sky blue and the world is full of ostriches. I don’t like either of these things and I do not want here, please go and change this for me. You will make the sky pink and the world empty of ostriches, also do not eat the asparagus on Thursday.”

Now, Ita had made very strong women who powerful and capable of much strength, so they were very much capable of this as they were wise and strong enough to rid the world of ostriches. They were told they’d live happily when the duty was done.

Meanwhile at the exact same time somewhere else in the nothing, Morius arrived and he wanted to create a world. So he did by banishing the nothing with his acid. He spoke out to the world pleased with his creation, asparagus grew in the fields, the sky was blue and ostriches frolicked the land.

He decided create man to relax in the fields and have fun eating the asparagus and riding the ostriches, he told them:

                “Look men, I have made a world for you and you will eat the asparagus on Thursday, as well as ride the ostriches several times a day and care for them with great protection. Also the sky should never be changed.”

With that both Ita and Morius left the people to their separate duties in the same world.

Soon enough they met each other, the women pumping gasses into the atmosphere to turn it pink and the men riding ostriches. Immediately both were furious with each other, because both of them had broken each other’s god’s rules and both had seen their powers for a fact but not the other.

So the men and women were at war with each other, the men came charging on their ostriches and the women well trained in the art of killing ostriches defeated them swiftly but the men who were stronger.

However, some of the women and some of the men fell in love with each other during this battle and soon enough were passionate sex in fields. The battle calmed by the power of love and they many offspring, who were either boys or girls ( with some exception ). Some were like their parents ( gay ) others were straight. Still they did not know what to do of their faiths.

This is when Ypoc arrived, rising from the tar that had been during the battle from Morius’s acid and Ita’s mud. Ypoc spoke and said:

                “This is how I created you and through love you will live happily, you will sometimes eat the asparagus on Thursday and you will also sometimes eat the ostriches and sometimes you will ride them together as lovers. You will also make the sky purple because then it is both pink and blue”

Now Ypoc looked a lot like Ita and Morius so the people called Ypoc their god, they lived happily for a while riding the ostriches and sometimes eating them with asparagus on Thursday. This is how things were and they were content with it. They built a great city where the men and the women lived in harmony with their children and their pet ostriches.

Then oneday a young boy was walking along in the fields wondering about the old gods and why their were once two gods and now one, when he saw with surprise an asparagus with eyes that could talk saying with kindness and in a cute voice:

                “Your right.”

So the boy ate the asparagus because it was Thursday. Now the women of the city grew angry, because they saw him eat the asparagus with great interest and their old faith and god had said:

                “Don’t eat the asparagus on Thursday.”

This tore the city apart, because they remembered their old faiths and some went back to those old faiths because they believed they were right, since it was either okay or not okay to eat an asparagus on Thursday and that one had been alive and capable of talking, on a Thursday.

The city was at war with itself, the men and women on either side, and some in the middle. Some saying it was wrong, some saying it was right others saying it didn’t matter. Each trying to decide what to do with this boy who had eaten a living talking asparagus.

The people of Ypoc tried unifying the people saying we can get through this with love like the first time. The people Ita said no, we must not eat that then and the people of Morius said it was tradition. Soon women were killing all the ostriches and the men were trying to protect them while those of Ypoc desperately tried to bring peace back.

Now, this great battle lasted for a short time, because a great spirit came out of a painting on the wall. It spoke with a loud voice, saying:

                “Hear me people, for I am not your god. You belong to Ita, Morius and Ypoc and you will follow them most certainly, but not the others because you do not like them. So what you should do is have all three in your city, in separate parts, where the rules of each are followed in that area.”

The boy however feeling guilty said:

               

                “What of the asparagus though, it’s wrong to eat them and isn’t and that one was alive.”

So aver, who was this spirit in the city that day said:

                “Have the women and men who wish, to search for the talking asparagus's and have them protected, except for those who want to be eaten like the one you met.”

So the city on that day was split in three parts, one for each faith and with a parting gift Aver said:

                “Let any other faith that comes also stay in the city, in a part of its own, yet let it not change the part that already exists, any of them. Let those who wish to be part of that faith come and leave those who do not alone. Making a part for each thing, including convincing others of joining your faith. Further you may worship me as well my commands are simple, you may not eat the asparagus when it is alive, but you don’t worship me unless you live in my part, in your parts you worship Ita, Morius or Ypoc. Finally, follow the customs of one faith when in their homeland and part. I am not your god.”

With that Aver returned to his painting.

Now some of the men and women, at first a little disappointed because they had wanted to fight, realized they could just have a part in which they fought, while the rest lived their way.

Soon however, the boy who had eaten the asparagus came to his own realization. He wanted to see more things beyond those four beings, so he formed his own faith that he would like to put in the city for himself and others that wanted but not for those who didn’t. This faith was a study of everything and this is what the boy wanted, others did not and he was okay with this, but the boy wanted to explore many things.

So he built a part only for himself and the people who wanted that, letting the others go their own way and live in their way in their part of the city. He knew however that everything was too much for most and so he left the city to have his own place, with those who wanted which would follow the same rules a part for each thing. 

However, these things that follow are only for those who want them, not for those who disbelieve, who like Ita will never be Morius, who is more. In fact, the world allows for anything and if you remember asparagu the talking asparagus, he said:

                “Your right.”

Meaning that your opinion is true 100% irrelevant of what others say, since what you think exists and so must be true by coagula ad absurdum.. This goes for everyone, even if you disagree, because you’re still right even if you think no one else is. However do not be tempted by this spirit of evil, to go out and remove the rest to keep only yours, because you can’t by the nature of number and desire. A person who dislikes your opinion will, just as you would, fight back against your opinion and if the case of danger gain allies in the attempt to destroy you, because you try to destroy them. Remember , you are one person and they are 6 billion. However, you may have what you desire in the end even if it is that. However, you will face the consequence of recurrence in the story, meaning by obliterating your opponent, you’ll find that they return years later with the same intent. Think of the pagans of old and the revival of them today. This is simply how it works, man is of different kinds and each would like a part. 

Now for those who follow, I will present a final being. Since it is the important note of this blog. The thing about it is that you don’t have to believe it all, but it is suggested to for now. If you seek some knowledge, take some knowledge. If you want it all, take all. However do not force others too. This is important because it’s not everything necessarily, instead it is only what you take from it, since it is part of everything. That’s right, less then everything is also a part of everything, but don’t take it unless you want to and only what you like, but only you. Do not bring others to this, instead speak only of what preceded this, the concept of peace through parts. Since they won’t follow and deserve the right to exist in a part. Including the one you are already living in.